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    Monday, August 21st, 2006
    11:56 pm
    interesting words to decipher hm... ..
     just came back from somewhere.. spore also hav their own version of coz.. haha

    From spore u hav : Lily, Valley, Gorges, Coral, Reef, Altitude, Cirrus, Canopy, Oldlady, Suit, Sow, Load, Blink, Lab, Light (thats all i know for now)

    From X country u hav : Eksekutive, Ekspes. Klinik, Doktor, Feysen, Butik,
    Restoran, Kafe, Stesen, Kompleks, Resit, Lori, Teksi, Motosikal, Kastam, Bas, Pic, Karbohhidrat.

    Try to figure out what they all are .... have fun people.. hehe..
    Monday, August 14th, 2006
    2:35 pm
    Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
    11:11 am
    hm... .quarter or century.. . .
     every year also hav someone to spoil me on this day.... but after today this yr i know every year it will be the same person forever and ever.....love u G. And i am sooo going to get dam fat everyday chocolate cake... BUT WOOHOO !!
    Thanks to A and J for the 1st round of The PAtessier(duno hw to spell) chocolate cake !! aaahh ..
    lunch another round.. friday another round.. sat got 2 rounds.. i think one whole day of volleyball also canot burn hm.. . . hack ! i love chocolates ! hahahhaha
    Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
    9:37 pm
    1:20 pm
    Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
    11:05 am
    NEW DICTIONARY out in bookstores now...
     Subject: New Oxford Dictionary (Singapore Edition)
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    >1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really.
    >"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
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    >2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily).
    >"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"
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    >3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley.
    >"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
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    >4) CORAL - verb. to bicker.
    >"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
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    >5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with.
    >"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"
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    >6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour. "
    >"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
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    >7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain.
    >"You cirrus or not?
    >Dun bruff!"
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    >8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible.
    >"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
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    >9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed.
    >"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
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    >10) SUIT - verb. to project forward.
    >"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
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    >11) SOW - verb. to reveal.
    >"Sow me, sow me your new ting."
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    >12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar.
    >"We go Orchard Load leh."
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    >13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send.
    >"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."
    Saturday, June 10th, 2006
    2:22 am
    Friday, June 2nd, 2006
    10:30 am
    heheee
    You Are 20 Years Old

    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

    13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

    20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

    30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

    40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
    10:30 am
    heheee say
    You Are 20 Years Old

    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

    13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

    20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

    30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

    40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
    10:30 am
    heheee say i
    You Are 20 Years Old

    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

    13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

    20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

    30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

    40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
    Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
    10:33 pm
    hehee
     During a visit to a hospital for the mentally infirm, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No," said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
    Thursday, May 4th, 2006
    11:10 pm
    just for a good laugh with some sense in it. .! hehee
     Recently, my white MP,

    Knok on my door, and very kek ki..
    Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me',
    'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinty'..

    I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
    'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
    'I only saw you on TV',
    'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'..

    Last GE I voted for thee,
    2% up in GST..
    Cut CPF and up utility,
    Are still very clear in my memory..

    5 years later, then you come to me,
    Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
    Say that only, you can help me,
    Escape from a life of poverty..

    Just take a drive on CTE,
    Count the number, of all the gantries..
    Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
    That has not been cleared for ye..

    My life since the last GE,
    Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
    If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
    I can expect the same misery..

    So this time round, I vote for somebody,
    Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
    Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
    If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..

    So dear MP of GRC,
    If life no improve, vote u cho simi?
    Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
    11:00 pm
    Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
    11:26 pm
    Monday, April 3rd, 2006
    6:20 pm
    NUM SUX
     After reading the article about New Urbanmale or so they call it the NUM fashion( i wonder which fashionable person wil ever walk into the shop), gosh i will forever even more boycott the brand( not tat i ever own anything frm there b4.. soo campy and ugly with bad cuttings and fittings and bad materials.. ) .. Where in the world got people set up gay lookin brands then slam back at the gay people.. its like tommy hilfiger being racist. Ugly brand, ugly designer(who is not even trained).
    Monday, March 20th, 2006
    7:14 pm
    Monday, March 13th, 2006
    10:53 pm
    life
     life can be so unpredictable.. one of my friends who use to be dam rich and spoilt now facing severe family problems.. parents divorcing and both also dunwan the kids.. going to leave them with a sum of money and throwing them out. my bummer friend now panic and he is only 20 yrs old... oni has o'levels coz play too much.. hai.. . life.. time to grow up bro. . . no more ur usual life liao..
    Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
    12:36 am
    gosh ... cant help it.. .
     sometimes u do get alot of weird people messaging you from out of no where... this particular one i really got to share because i was laughing my head off....

    Hi...friend.
    I'm desmond,
    I really sincere just hope can be,
    one for your friend with you.
    [ One more frenz betta den one more enemy right... ]
    I like scuba diving,Canoeing,Kayaking,suntanning,roller bladeing and sea sports.
    So how about you...friend.
    And i stay in east.
    So if you think i'm to old to be your friend or
    not your type..please let me know..is just a friendship.
    So hope can hear from you to be my friend or your friend..ok.
    Please let me know are we can be friend ...please...thanks.

    gosh kill me... pls. ....
    Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
    11:06 pm
    hm..
    Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

    You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
    You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

    Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

    Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

    What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

    Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
    10:47 pm
    woohooo !
     This won an award for the best joke in
    >>a competition organized in Britain and was sent in by an Indian:
    >>
    >>One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late
    >>one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
    >>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
    >>him, and asks for his autograph.
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    >>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
    >>Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."
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    >>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
    >>Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
    >>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
    Spielberg.
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    >>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
    >>"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
    >>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
    >>sank the ship, not me."
    >>
    >>The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
    >>same."
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